If you’re under the age of 10 or unfortunately have a kid under the age of 10, then we have the spoiler free review you’ve been waiting for as we talk about Minions: The Rise of Gru. Why is the special 6 year old co host of this review the only opinion that matters? Why did they drop the ball and not go with a much more obvious rhyming title for this sequel? Are the Minions better suited for less than 90 minutes? Is the 70s soundtrack the best thing about this movie? Why does this movie inspire a new song that’s about as catchy as everything else on the soundtrack? And is this automatically a buy if you have kids? Get ready to decipher some incoherent Minion babble and hear whether this sequel/prequel is worth the price of admission.