Total Drama Island is going full on Survivor on this week’s episode with an outdoors survival challenge that certainly does not SUCK. How shocking is it to see Katie and Sadie clashing? Is there anything funnier than pitching a tent like a guy? Have we cracked the rules of using the word ‘suck’ on US TV? Is this officially the most dramatic campfire ceremony yet? We lost several interns in pre production of this recap, so download it now and we promise to be your BFFFL.